Fun Christians Stories

GODS TIME

 

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to Him. God replied." A million years to me is just like a single second in your time”

 

Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to him, God replied, “ A million dollars to me is just like a  Single penny to you”

 

Then the young man got his courage up and asked God,  could I have one of your pennies?

God smiled and replied."Certainly. just a second”

 

 

LIARS IN THE CHURCH

 

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I
am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my
sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17."

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at
the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. 
If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand." Nearly every hand in
the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very
people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters."

 

 

KIDS IN CHURCH

 

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

 



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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

 



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One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

 



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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."

 



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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,

Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson .

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

 



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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

 



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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

 



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Kids say the funniest things....